Das Racist on the Nature of God

Das Racist (America’s best rappers? You decide) recently played at Carleton College and of course hijinks ensued: “After their show I walked up to Victor who was being accosted by fangurls and I was like, ‘Hey these chicks are weird come hang out with my friends our hotel room is right by yours’ and he said, ‘Okay’ so we went back to our hotel and did a bunch of fun and weird stuff like playing chicken in the pool and watching The Nanny and four-way spooning and jumping on beds.” Naturally. And then an interview ensued on the nature of philosophical problems with Das Racist’s Victor Vazquez: “Q. Can god make a boulder so big that god cannot move it? A: That’s why God doesn’t exist.”