DJ Shadow, “Bergschrund” (feat. Nils Frahm)

As you may have heard, it’s cold outside.

Stay indoors. Stay indoors for the next two days. Do not go out. Do not look at the Internet, because that will make you want to go out. Wrap yourself in something warm and park yourself on a couch or bed and drift through sleep — the only pleasant thing left in your life — for the next 48 hours. You won’t be missing anything but extreme cold outdoors and stupidity in all its varying forms everywhere else. I would actually recommend you do this for the next four years but it’s not practical at this point. Maybe you should consider this a dry run for your forthcoming semi-comatose existence. Anyway, it’s cold out there. Stay warm. Stay indoors. Here’s some music.