Actor Sean Bean, out having a drink with “a topless model” (who was, presumably, clothed at the time) this weekend in London, was punched and stabbed with what is believed to be broken glass by an unknown assailant who made “lewd” comments about the model. In the course of defending her honor, Bean sustained injuries to his arm and face. “Despite his wounds, Bean refused medical attention and opted not to go to a hospital. Instead, the actor kindly accepted a first aid kit from the bar staff, then ordered another drink.” [Related: Stormy Monday is a really underrated movie. Even Sting is good in it. Sting!]