God Still Trying To Figure Out Whether San Francisco Should Beat Baltimore

“More than one-third (36%) of Americans who live in the South agree that God plays a role in determining which team wins a sporting event, compared to nearly 3-in-10 (28%) Americans who live in the Midwest, 1-in-5 (20%) Americans who live in the Northeast, and 15% of Americans who live in the West. Republicans (25%) are, however, equally as likely as Democrats (28%) and independents (26%) to agree that God plays a role in determining which team wins a sporting event.”
— It’s almost time for America’s annual passion play. Let’s hope God can take a break from killing Muslim kids in Syria to bless the most-deserving group of gigantic millionaires scratching their anuses through tight colorful leggings this Sunday.