Google’s Self-Driving Cars Will Take Your Captive Body To An Empty Lot And Bury You Deep In The Ground After Running You Over


“Google has put through a patent for a new strategy to limit injuries when pedestrians are struck with vehicles. It operates roughly through the same method as flypaper. Using adhesive, the front of the vehicle will glue pedestrians to the car’s hood, effectively preventing them from taking a nasty tumble over the back of the car, or rolling off and onto the concrete.”
 — This whole thing strikes me as a better metaphor for Facebook but I will accept that it can be applied fairly broadly.

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