How Many Gays Does It Take to Pitch a Baseball?

Oh this is great, great great, the story of the lawsuit brought by the National Center for Lesbian Rights against the North American Gay Amateur Athletic Alliance, hosts of the Gay Softball World Series. I don’t even want to summarize and spoil anything for you, but the issue at hand is: how many straight people, if any, can play on a gay sports team? (There are of course a number of sub-issues, including “Are White People Racist” and “Do Bisexuals Exist?” Which, oh God, really people?) Anyway, the phrase GAY TRIBUNAL comes into play.