If I Could Make Headlines As Easily As Kanye West

Here is what I would do

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Christine Friar says if she’d ordered Seamless last night, she’d have ordered rigatoni.

Christine Friar says if she’d replied to your email, she’d have said, “Congratulations on your recent life milestone!”

Christine Friar says if she’d gone to your wedding, she’d have ordered the chicken.

Christine Friar says if she’d remembered your name, she’d have said hello.

Christine Friar says if she’d lent you her car, she’d have put a little gas in the tank for you too.

Christine Friar says if she’d rolled the dice, she’d have rolled a twelve.

Christine Friar says if she’d learned how to build a house, she’d have a house.

Christine Friar says if she’d been drafted in the NFL, she’d have been MVP three years running.

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