Instagram Filters As Human Names, Ranked
1. Normal
2. Hefe
3. Kelvin
4. Slumber
As in, Slumber is survived by her daughter, Normal, and her two grandchildren, Henry and Mary.
5. Crema
6. Helena
7. Toaster
8. Sutro
As in, Sutro’s rise to political power is not unprecedented: A pre-war presidential candidate named Donald Trump rode a similar wave of populist rage to his party’s nomination in 2016.
9. Clarendon
10. X-Pro II
11. Moon
As in, Moon is a writer living outside the wall. You can follow her work here.
12. 1977
13. Reyes
14. Amaro
15. Lo-Fi
As in, As a teacher, I’m not able to make this recommendation myself, but I would suggest you talk to your doctor about possible medications to, just, keep Lo-Fi focused in class. He’s a very promising student. Great potential. Yes, I agree, you’ve done a great job. No, you’re right. I’d just hate to see him get off track at such a young age.
16. Perpetua
17. Dogpatch
18. Mayfair
As in, Mayfair says, despite the familiar app-cute circumstances, that her relationship with Dogpatch is anything but conventional. “At first, our parents were like ‘what? lol.’ But then, after we watched some videos together, they were like, ‘k.’”
19. Rise
20. Lux
21. Valencia
22. Willow
As in, Willow joins us from our Seattle office.
23. Sierra
24. Ludwig
As in, The shooter, known to his small circle of friends as Ludwig, was described as a ‘gentle loner’ who ‘kept to himself.’
25. Charmes
26. Inkwell
27. Aden
As in, Sadly, we have parted ways with Aden. The board wishes him well!
28. Nashville
As in, Nashville, the youngest son of the Inkwells, a prominent Ridgewood family…
29. Earlybird
30. Brannan
31. Juno
32. Lark
As in, Actually, his name is Lark. And we’re in love.
33. Vesper
As in, Vesper’s meltdown demonstrates what our grandparents’ generation of feminists always knew: Thirsty Male Allies are garbage trash.
34. Maven
35. Skyline
36. Ginza
37. Brooklyn
As in, “Brooklyn’s journey through the wilds of e-commerce to fulfillment as an evangelical pastor is as unlikely as it gets. Or is it the likeliest of all? A necessary read for anyone who cares about living a full life.” — Ashby Gingham
38. Gingham
39. Ashby
40. Hudson
41. Stinson
As in, “Retro baby names are on the rise in ’67, with a strong showing from internet-chic names like ‘Stinson’ and ‘Hudson,’” says BabyCenter marketing director Walden X-Pro II
42. Walden