Jane In Palma, “Expo Expo”
Wait, what happened to the weekend?
Is it me or did they come up with a way to make weekends go faster now? I cannot believe there is a scientist so depraved that she would work on a project this evil, so I have to assume that there is a woman somewhere being held in a lab who is forced to make time speed up starting on Friday at 5 PM or else the evil industrialists who are holding her family captive will do terrible things to them. Someone out there needs to find this woman and free her so that she can reverse what she’s done to our weekends; it’s the only way we’ll survive. In the meantime, we’re back in the week. Sorry. Maybe this will help, there’s something about it. Enjoy.