Jeff Goldblum’s Scattershot Career

What a truly excellent point young Nathan Heller makes here (although omitting Will and Grace and Fay Grim is nearly unforgivable): “If ever a person deserved an hour of mindless television, you are that person. You sigh. You wake your DVR. You call up Law & Order: Criminal Intent. Zoned out with New York’s finest, swaddled in your favorite couch pillows, you feel, at last, protected from the day’s unkind surprises. Or do you? Something weird is happening on your screen. You blink, then double-blink. You wonder: What is Jeff Goldblum doing on my show?”