Leon Vynehall, “Kiburu’s”

Very few things excite me, but “new Leon Vynehall” is on that list. Hopefully it is on your list as well. Otherwise, I don’t know what to say to you. Do you want me to lie and tell you the day’s going to be okay, even though by not liking Leon Vynehall you have sacrificed any chance for joy you might have otherwise experienced in the next 20 hours or so? Fine, I can do that. Everything’s gonna be great! Today won’t be the regular mirthless parade of quotidian misery and emptiness you normally shuffle past. It’s all gonna be much less bad than usual. Enjoy! (Did you buy that? I thought I put my all into it, so I hope you did.) [Via]

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