Man Thinks About Sex When He Looks At People

Here is a true confession from a “daddyblogger” named Andy Hinds. This man has a problem. Sometimes he sees people on the street and thinks of them sexually. Good Lord, THE DEPRAVITY. “How could enlightened, feminist guys like myself put up with these unbidden fantasies that violate our dedication to gender equity and basic human decency?” Fortunately he has fixed this made-up issue: “Instead of undressing them with my eyes, I’m cloaking them in imaginary burqas.” Awesome, yes, this is perfect, to live in a world with other sexual beings, we just must imagine each of us clothed from eyebrow to toe so that we can remain pure. Here, because Andy Hinds is a hot little number, I’ve put a Photoshop burqa on him.