“Polls” Describe Candidates as “Deadlocked”

It’s the post-primary, pre-convention part of the election cycle, where a poll “can find” that Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are in a DEAD HEAT for the presidency of the United States! Flap your hands in a panic, Mittens could be the president! Everyone panic! Just kidding, Romney will lose quite handily, let’s just flash-forward 119 days.