Post-Hipster Cultural Designations, Ranked in Order of Apocalypse Survival

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14. Righteous Nihilist

13. Global Creative

12. BoBi (Bourgeois Bicoastal)

11. Early Bedtimer

10. Tasteful Tech Bro

9. Neo-Puritan

8. Cyber Hippie

7. Normcore Executive

6. Skateboard Dad

5. Athleisure Nomad

4. Masochist Minimalist

3. Exercise Person

2. Artisanal Prepper

1. WeWorker