Primitive Tim, America’s Next Hero

Do you like seeing a dude frequently get bit by snakes? Do you like watching a fellow renovate his camper van? YES, SAME. Please meet Primitive Tim.

Primitive Tim should be America’s next YouTube star. Why? Primitive Tim will teach you how to cut off all your hair and make a bow out of it and also help you forage a salad on the side of the highway (if you live in Florida). And SO MUCH MORE.

OMG he made shirts about himself, I want one. Let’s be friends with him!!!

Shirts came in today! @SnakeBytesTV @RConfectionary pic.twitter.com/WJkczbrRTt
— Primitive Tim (@PrimitiveTim) January 23, 2015