Sarah Palin is displeased with New York magazine. In an interview with Mary Hart of “Entertainment Tonight,” the former Alaska governor complains that restaurant critic Adam Platt “lacks the sparkle and wit of [predecessor] Gael Greene, and confuses didacticism for profound culinary insight… Platt seems to think that economical prose is the mise en place of proper food criticism, when, really, you want the ambiance and flavor to sing out from each walloping word.” Kidding! She’s actually upset with the current cover story, which is a silly piece about how she could be elected president. But wouldn’t the other thing be kind of awesome?