Brackets

— Chris Mohney (@chrismohney) March 19, 2014

I know it is only Wednesday, but maybe we should call it a week now, because I feel like this is the giant…

It being tournament time, pretty much everyone is trying to get in on the action. I’m particularly amused by the Weather Channel’s “search for the all-time favorite weather song” bracket, although the exclusion of Randy Newman’s “I Think It’s Going To Rain Today” is somewhat troubling…

At last glance, 284 of you had signed up for our inexplicable March Madness bracketpalooza. Tipoff for the tournament proper-play-in game MY ASS-occurs at 12:20, so if you’re one of those procrastinatory types who figures, “Oh, I’ll get to it eventually,” you should get to it now. We’d…

I do not know why there are like 222 entries in our Awl NCAA bracket-fest. I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALL HOMOS? This sort of maybe changes in my mind what I should be covering here? Like, less Tom Ford, more Tom Petty? (Or sure, Tom Brady, obvs.) So: LESS TINA BROWN, MORE TIKI BARBER MAYBE?