Chicken

“It’s just a chicken with its nuts cut off.”

“A Staten Island woman was arrested for running over one of her neighbor’s hens with her car, kicking the dead bird and stuffing a cigarette in its mouth for a series of pictures, according to court documents.”

Is there any way to cook the killer doody off of chicken? Nobody can say for sure, but given how terrible people are in general, even the ones who are trying to reduce their consumption of mammals, maybe it is for the best if we scarf those wings down ’til we’re all in the ground.

People are always saying things on the Internet all the time. But they are such teases. We like details. So we have to ask.

There are two chickens in my bathtub in…

“Stop washing your chicken. Not only is rinsing your poultry before you cook ineffective at killing germs, it can actually spread them, Drexel University researchers say.” There is video, for some reason.