If a man elk lets loose an “I’m having sex with these lady elk” noise in a national park during a government shutdown does it still make a sound? It’s a trick question, so think before you answer.
Here you will find a picture of a drunken elk stuck in a Swedish apple tree.
If you would like to see footage of an elk rescuing a marmot from drowning, knock yourselves out. Me, I am SO READY for the weekend to come.