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Welcome To Rocktober

Today when your daughter asks, “Daddy, why do we celebrate Rocktober,” you can point to this as an explanation. I mean, if you’re the kind of parent who lets your child roam free on the Internet, which doesn’t seem like such a good idea but who am I to give life advice? Anyway, yes, all the answers are here.


Happy Middle Finger Day

Apparently there is a World Middle Finger Day, and apparently it is today. So, uh, fuck you. That’s what we say to celebrate, right? [MAKES GESTURE WITH FINGER]