Miami

“State probation officials are aware of the sidewalk camp — in fact, the men there say their probation officers directed them to the corner after leaving prison. Because of a strict Miami-Dade County law, the camp is in one of the…

Lol ok RT @doug_hanks: @Skraw_Berry Thanks Skraw_Berry. Check out tomorrow’s People page in the Herald for the final write-up.

— I’m A CELEBRITY™ (@Skraw_Berry) January 30, 2012

“A former Miami-Dade police officer, convicted of shaking down a motorist during a traffic stop, admitted Tuesday to violating his probation — because he got busted for allegedly hawking an illegally kept monkey.”
 — Florida!

This is how you do it in the new South, which is the new Wild Wild West: “Miami police chief says he was offered $400,000 to leave the city.” Oh yeah! You can’t get the goods to fire the chief of police — Somehow? Despite “a…

The official Miami Herald line on The Heat, in light of last night’s game 4 victory against the Bulls? “Deal with it, haters.” Okay it’s mostly over (the series is 3–1) but it ain’t over yet, and it did go into overtime, and…