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Choire Sicha in The Awl

Dec 19, 2013

The Only Man You Need To Hear Discuss Beyoncé

“Yoncé”/”Partition”
I mean, this is the song of our times. This is great…

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Nov 28, 2012

The Internet Ended With A Cat Slideshow And No One Noticed

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Jul 11, 2012

This Is the Most Unpleasant Thing You’ll Ever Listen To (I Hope)

This is what it sounds like when the doves drill in the sidewalk outside. (iTunes)

Choire Sicha in The Awl

Jun 29, 2012

Tumblr Monetizes! Troll Away!

A wonderful new feature on Tumblr means that you can destroy peoples’ lives! For just $5, you can “pin”…

Choire Sicha in The Awl

Mar 6, 2012

Local Paper Has to Tell Today’s Parents to Brush Their Kids’ Teeth

“I had a lot on my mind, and brushing his teeth was an extra thing I didn’t think about at night.”
— How are you going to write little Carthage and Chanterelle’s college essays for them if you can’t even bring yourself to brush their teeth?

Dave Bry in The Awl

Feb 8, 2011

In Case You Missed Last Night: Prince and Cee-Lo, “Crazy”

Choire Sicha in The Awl

Feb 3, 2011

Cigarettes Officially Banned in Times Square, Central Park

Shock and awe, people! The City Council did indeed ban all smoking in New York parks (and “pedestrian plazas,” which is how Times Square gets in there). Start your lawyers! Tell it, Councilmember Erik Dilan: “I guess if somebody…

Choire Sicha in The Awl

Feb 23, 2010

Another Poisoned Cruise Barf Boat!

Right now, there are 419 people vomiting all on the same boat. CAN YOU IMAGINE? The ship will be at sea until FRIDAY.

Choire Sicha in The Awl

Jun 30, 2009

Unemployed Unlikely To Be Hired

Oh my God, I’m going to have a stroke: “many employers are bypassing the jobless to target those still working, reasoning that these survivors are the top performers.”