“Vets in Australia saved a dog from certain death — by getting him drunk in a 48 hour vodka binge.”
“Feral pig ‘drinks 18 cans of beer, fights cow and then passes out drunk under tree’”
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Good lord, Australia, stop pelting your Prime Minister with sandwiches. I mean, unless that’s a sign of respect down there, which given everything we know about that country it probably is.
“Investigations were under way yesterday into who lobbed Vegemite sandwiches at Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard as she toured a Queensland school.”
“A BRIT was bitten ‘down under’ by a killer snake while answering a call of nature in the Aussie bush. The reptile sunk its fangs into Jackson Scott’s testicle as he squatted in the dark. But when he begged best mate Roddy Andrews to suck the venom out, his pal REFUSED.” The phrase “wedding tackle” is also used.
“A snack maker in Australia has won approval to call its product ‘Nuckin Futs’ after authorities accepted the f-word was part of the country’s vernacular.”
