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Alex Balk in The Awl

Feb 11, 2014

Sarah Palin Is 50

In some alternate universe Vice President Sarah Palin is celebrating her 50th birthday today while former Senator Barack Obama stands out on the balcony of his corporate office, takes a long drag on a cigarette and thanks the Lord God above for letting him lose the 2008 election. “I’m the…

Alex Balk in The Awl

Oct 24, 2012

Sarah Palin: “Hey, I’m Still Here!”

Sarah Palin does not care for Barack Obama’s “shuck and jive.”

Alex Balk in The Awl

Oct 5, 2011

Lady We All Kind Of Forgot About Decides Not To Do Job She Didn’t Have A Chance At

Alex Balk in The Awl

Jul 19, 2011

Republicans: Barack Obama Will Still Be Running Things Down Here After Apocalypse

A poll shows that only 19% of Republican primary voters believe that Barack Obama would be taken up to Heaven in the event of the Rapture. More than half see Sarah Palin flying up there, or whatever it is happens.

Alex Balk in The Awl

May 26, 2011

Sarah Palin Mad About Something Or Other

Sarah Palin is displeased with New York magazine. In an interview with Mary Hart of “Entertainment Tonight,” the former Alaska governor complains that restaurant critic Adam Platt “lacks the sparkle and wit of [predecessor] Gael Greene, and confuses…

Alex Balk in The Awl

Oct 21, 2010

Sarah Palin Disapproves Of Certain Positions

“Please consider the case of China bending us over a barrel as it develops rare earth minerals while we ban mining. Please consider Venezuela and Russia and Saudi Arabia and Brazil (as we subsidize their off-shore drilling) and all other…