What social media has done is…
“[T]here is no universal basic income of fame, though I guess Twitter is getting us pretty close.”
Sorry, ladies, looks like you might throw away your shot to be on the front of currency. I hope for your sake the…
“We’re sort of treating push as a new form of storytelling.”
The older I get the more certain I become that nothing will ever be as perfect and pure as Calvin and Hobbes was way back when. Can we do something decent just one time and not fuck it up by poisoning it with Internet? Please? I’d be ever so appreciative.
“BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR BABY Twitter wasn’t as bad as WHY IS YOUR TV THERE Twitter. And neither group comes close to CHARGE YOUR PHONE BATTERY Twitter. CHARGE YOUR PHONE Twitter is the worst.”
“I just can’t believe this is my 15 minutes of fame — I was hoping it would come in another form. But I guess you have to take what you can get.”