Uh Oh

“Bush has, quietly and wholly, ingeniously refashioned himself into an Internet-friendly, cat-loving, ironic-hat-wearing painter-cum-Instagram savant. Lately, George W. Bush is a hipster icon, and the Internet, unofficial Fourth Estate of the youth of America, is totally buying it.”

“If there’s a gun in your house, you’re more likely to be racist, a new study suggests.”

“And this is what the argument boils down to: It’s the suspicion that not being on Facebook, which has become so normal among young adults, is a sign that you’re abnormal and dysfunctional, or even dangerous, ways.”

Oh good, these killer drones are getting other, smaller killer drones inside them.

The “Ground Zero Mosque” scandal of 2011 isn’t going to be aliens. It’s going to be….

Ok Tweeps, if you’d like to see ME host SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, as 1000s of you have referenced & requested via e-mail… trend…

Willow Smith, born October 31, 2000, will perform this on Oprah tomorrow. It’s going to be huge, yes, though the chorus itself is kinda blah, and she needs to get that Ke$ha rap-singing whine out of her voice. Otherwise? IT’S WILLOW-TIME.

Now dead birds are falling from the skies of Louisiana. I don’t want to go overboard on this, but coming so closely after the mass fish and bird deaths in neighboring Arkansas, I think it’s pretty clear: WE ARE TOTALLY IN END TIMES. Everybody panic.

Today in things that might kill you: “Thousands of people have been placed under quarantine in a town in northwest China after a man died of pneumonic plague and 11 others were confirmed infected with the deadly lung infection, health authorities said.”…