Terrible Movie Inspires Wonderful Critique

“The plot of this film: Tucker Max and two of his bros go to a bachelor party, meeting various cum sluts along the way. Whore bitches can’t get enough of Tucker Max’s bad boy personality, which is probably why so many of these twats want him inside of their vaginas. Tucker fucks a midget stripper and the world loves him for it, the end.”

If Pauline Kael weren’t already dead, this review would kill her. With envy.