Thirsty Park Slope Moms Will Let Little Beauregard and Synesthesia Run You Down for Beers

“On one occasion, he said, a child on a tricycle collided with his friend’s leg.”
— Come on, people. Slutty Park Slope moms have to get their craft beer on somewhere, even when they don’t have the nanny that day. Let them take the kids to Ted Nugent’s son’s Greenwood Park beer hall and have their affairs in their Volvos outside, they’ve totally earned it. Won’t someone think of the children?