This November, Vote For The Guy Who Made Your Mail Smell Like Shit

Everything may be going to hell, but at least the gubernatorial campaign of Republican Carl Paladino will provide us with plenty of amusement on the way there: “Something stinks in about 200,000 mailboxes around New York — a flier from the new Republican nominee for governor…. ‘Something STINKS in Albany,’ the mailer says. Paladino spokesman Michael Caputo told The Associated Press on Thursday that the mailer is scented with a ‘landfill’ odor. He says the smell will get worse the longer it is exposed, just like Albany.”