What Are They Going to Say in 4012 AD When They Dig Up the Berlusconi Statues?

“Officials on Tuesday unveiled a massive statue believed to be that of Roman emperor Caligula sitting on a throne…. Caligula, who reigned from 37 to 41 A.D., has gone down in history as a crazed and power-hungry sex maniac who demanded that his horse, Incitatus, be made a consul.”