Will This Election Ever Be Over?

How much more wanting to die do we all have to do?

What do you think the Republicans are going to do to dress up the same racist bullshit they are having a hard time selling to America today in 2020, when the desperate, angry white people who make up most of their base are four years closer to the grave? The Economist has a theory, but sweet mother of Christ are you fucking kidding me the goddamn nightmare we’re living through in the present moment isn’t even over yet. Fortunately, the Washington Post’s Philip Bump has made a map of when the polls close in every state, which may come as a comfort now that the election has disappeared up its own asshole.

America, America, this is you. Photo: Katie Landry