6 Gorgeous End-of-Winter Outfits That Still Don’t Even Come Close To Cameron Diaz’s Cozy Knit House-fit In The Holiday
Nothing says “I thought spring would be here by now, but nope, I guess it’s still winter and I’m fine with that,” like the perfect outfit that’s both instagram-ready and warm enough to keep you from a heating bill that your dad will freak out over. We listed our top six fav looks of coldweather 2019, knowing full well that none of them will stand the test of time of Cameron Diaz’s knit loungewear in the classic Kate Winslet house swap, The Holiday, in which Cameron got Jude Law and Kate got Jack Black.
- Puffy Coat
We are obsessed with the bright puffy coat and sunglasses look from Bella Hadid. This winter-wear says chic, sporty, and ready for the cold windy season. But hold on, because we just remembered Amanda Woods’ — sorry, Cameron Diaz’s, layered knitwear ensemble and decided this is all we need this winter. Deal with it, it’s fucking cute and cozy and we can’t pull off those miniature sunglasses anyway. Speaking of wood, you just know Jack Black calls his genitals the “Tenacious-D”.
2. Crystal Belt
A crystal belt to spice up those winter blues? Yes, please! This belt can spruce up a casual outfit or accent a hot nighttime ensemble. Oh wait, we just remembered sweatpants have elastic so you don’t need a belt. Remember Cameron in The Holiday. Just grab your high school soccer sweats and forget about the crystal altogether. Like how the casting director forgot about the time Kate once steamed up the back of a Model-T with Leo all together.
3. Crocodile Boots
These crocodile boots both stand the test of the elements and they are cute as hell. But it’s unclear why you’d wear them instead of very warm slippers at home with a cup of hot chocolate waiting for Jude Law? It’s what Cameron would do!!! Facts: Cameron is a goddess and Kate was Leo’s romantic equal not once, but twice, because we just remembered the stylish rom-dram Revolutionary f*cking Road.
4. Fedora-Trench Combo
We are suckers for adorable winter hats, and this fedora-trench combo might look super cute until you try to lay on the couch watching The Holiday for the fifth time this month and realize it’s impossible to lay on the couch comfortably in a brimmed hat, so throw this away immediately!!! Please. Grab a beanie and pull it tightly down over your ears like literal fashion icon Cameron Diaz in her perfect Surrey Castle.
5. Long Layering
UGH, do we even need to say it?? Their ankles look so cold!!! No. See do what Cameron does — wear slippers that look like UGGs and tucks your sweatpants into them so nothing can get frostbitten and no one can see that you’ve grown your leg hair out to where your leg gets mistaken for your dog. Avoid it! When in doubt, remember: WWCD? Also remember that while Jack Black was very funny in a “mean nerd” way in High Fidelity, that does not mean we have to pretend he’s fuckable. Hollywood.
6. Neon
Neon is back, baby! Or is it? Tell us what the hell is wrong with bland neutrals. We’ll wait. Wasn’t it Prada who said find how much gray you can fit in an outfit and run with it? Put those neons in a vacuum sealed bag under your bed and wait for spring because Cameron is your goal, your model, your North Star and it’s so cute how Jude Law’s daughters in the movie love her too.
We hope you’re feeling ready to take on the snow, sleet, rain, or the very real possibility Hollywood might next pair Reese Witherspoon with Kyle Gass, by staying at home in your coziest knits with as many warm layers as you can don.
