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Laurel 🥓 Cummings / @laurelbcummings on TW & IG

Brutalism Is Making A Comeback For Everyone Who Read 1/3 of ‘The Fountainhead’ at Boarding…

Derived from the Swedish phrase “nybrutalism,” meaning, “too ugly to be cheap,” Brutalism is back.

Mar 6, 2023

Brutalism Is Making A Comeback For Everyone Who Read 1/3 of ‘The Fountainhead’ at Boarding…

Mar 6, 2023

Laurel 🥓 Cummings / @laurelbcummings on TW & IG

Yoga for Better Sleep When Combined with a Powerful Sedative

These poses will help you fight insomnia and welcome deep sleep, making them the perfect positions to try after downing 1–3 sleeping pills.

Dec 6, 2022

Yoga for Better Sleep When Combined with a Powerful Sedative

Dec 6, 2022

Laurel 🥓 Cummings / @laurelbcummings on TW & IG

What To Wear And Bring To Literally Everything This Holiday Season

Fact: the holiday season will arrive much sooner than you’ll realize. Fiction: The pandemic murdered your social skills. Well it did, but…

Dec 5, 2022

What To Wear And Bring To Literally Everything This Holiday Season

Dec 5, 2022

Laurel 🥓 Cummings / @laurelbcummings on TW & IG

4 Face Masks To Ensure People Still Know You’re Important

Inspired Bad Boy Bane, encrusted with hardware accents and adjustable “jaws of doom,” with this fierce mask The Dark Knight won’t be the…

Apr 2, 2020

4 Face Masks To Ensure People Still Know You’re Important

Apr 2, 2020

Laurel 🥓 Cummings / @laurelbcummings on TW & IG

Ask BB: “Notting Hill” for Gen-Z & The Botox Test

What to do when their response to Family Night is, “Tempting, but no.”

Aug 10, 2019

Ask BB: “Notting Hill” for Gen-Z & The Botox Test

Aug 10, 2019

Tess Tabak

Revealed: The Powerful Feminist Message Behind Every Rape Scene in Game of Thrones

In anticipation of this Sunday’s premiere, we’re taking a look back at all the GOT rape scenes that must really mean something else.

Apr 9, 2019

Revealed: The Powerful Feminist Message Behind Every Rape Scene in Game of Thrones

Apr 9, 2019

Julia Schroeder

Perfect Homemade Gifts Ideas For Every Stress Lover

Be the hostess with the most SSRIs.

Mar 28, 2019

Perfect Homemade Gifts Ideas For Every Stress Lover

Mar 28, 2019

Josie Callahan

A Note From The Bride Whose Wedding You Can’t Make

She so, totally gets that you have to “work,” and has some equally painless things you can do instead.

Mar 27, 2019

A Note From The Bride Whose Wedding You Can’t Make

Mar 27, 2019

Julia Schroeder

6 End-of-Winter Outfits That Don’t Come Close To Cameron Diaz’s Knits in The Holiday

Slay the last days of cold with a wintery mix of looks warm enough for your drafty British and believable house swap.

Mar 22, 2019

6 End-of-Winter Outfits That Don’t Come Close To Cameron Diaz’s Knits in The Holiday

Mar 22, 2019

Laurel 🥓 Cummings / @laurelbcummings on TW & IG

In Her Shoes: Fashion Blogger, Poppy Butkis

Some street style icons are impossible to ignore. Some are just impossible. We took a moment with one who is both.

Mar 18, 2019

In Her Shoes: Fashion Blogger, Poppy Butkis

Mar 18, 2019

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Laurel 🥓 Cummings / @laurelbcummings on TW & IG
Creator of Free Puppies Comedy. Creative emeritus for @bravotv. Lead writer for Dreamforce Tonight, Laurel’s Little Show & @Thebaconbeacon.

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