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7 Ways To Avoid Being Accidentally Swallowed By A Sperm Whale

When swimming fast isn’t an option

How to avoid being eaten by sperm whales. Image from Adobe Stock

We’ve all been there. Lost at sea and clueless as to how to get home. The survival food has run out. Your shipmate is an arsehole and worse still, there’s a gigantic presence looming ahead that’s shaped like a sperm whale. How did this even happen? What…