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The Bad Influence


A Day in the Life of Tucker Carlson

Dear Diary, I think they really like me!

Fox News

7:30 a.m.

Get up and shout at myself in the mirror, “They want you to SHUT UP!”. I will never shut up. My mouth will not stop moving until I am dead, probably not even then.

7:40 a.m.




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Patrick Metzger

Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. *See “Lists” for stories by genre.*

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