The Bad Influence
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The Bad Influence

BOLLOCKS

And Overnight, I’m Trending in Bollocks — Nine Hundred and Nineteen Ways You Too Can Profit From My Writing Success (Yeah, Not Really)

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah Sally Prag and Reuben Salsa

A bollocks haiku — quite possibly the world’s first, and worst

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | subscribe & get an email whenever I publish | proudly wallowing in obscurity