“Constant Sex Kills The Coronavirus”
The piece of fake news that might have a sliver of truth to it.
Yesterday, on Twitter, I came across the (obviously) fake screenshot below. I giggled, retweeted and moved on with my day.
Then it occurred to me: maybe this is the way to go? Perhaps the best way to deal with this thing is to lock ourselves up with our partner(s) to put a new spin on the old Peaches classic and simply “fuck the plague away”?
Now’s not the time to expand our horizons.
An avid supporter of sex-positivism and ethical sluthood, I never thought I’d say this, but; now’s the moment to put our inner-sluts in timeout and focus on what, or rather who, we have right in front of us.
Constant sex—with lots of new partners—spreads the virus.
Due to current events, I’m afraid we’re best off putting our orgy fantasies on ice…for the time being. Instead of acquiring new lovers or adding an extra member to our poly-family, let’s all sign-off of Tinder (or OkCupid, Bumble, Match.com, Grindr or whatever your deal is)…
