The Bad Influence
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The Bad Influence

100 WORDS

Contemplating Shit

Thrifty Words 100 Challenge #75: Shit

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I was taking a fucking shit this morning, contemplating whether “fuck” or “shit” was my favorite word. Shit won!

I was shit-faced from smoking shit and thinking I needed to get my shit together before meeting with my piece-of-shit, shit-for-brains boss. That dumb shit can’t tell shit from Shinola! I hope I don’t lose my shit…

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James Knight

James Knight

Old unreformed unf**kwithable professor with a rock & roll soul, still crazy after all these years and still running against the wind.