Crime Scenes Have Nothing On Gas Station Bathrooms

When you gotta go, you gotta go, even with an audience.

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Why I agreed to go on a road trip with an active volcano in my lower region is beyond all comprehension. I guess I’m a glutton. Or, maybe I just needed to get some new underwear.

In theory, the afternoon’s plans were innocent enough. Make the hour journey up…