Dear Universe, I Want a Refund for This Shitty Year

Well, this was unexpected. Damn you Universe! Adobe Stock.

Dear Universe
Please can you review my year? It’s been mishandled by your staff and I demand a refund. Why on Earth would you think this is a great initiative?

I have found myself constantly surrounded by idiots. They can barely answer my questions, consistently look at me dumb-founded and I’ve caught at least two of them fornicating in the stockroom.