Drinking Decaf Feels Like Performance Art
The art of depriving ourselves of joy
We’re all phonies. Don’t worry about it. Maybe you're not, but the rest of us are so why fight it?
We bought too much. We flew too high. We drank till we passed out. We smoked till we saw God. We got so knowledgeable about coffee, we thought it was wine. We redecorated so frequently, that we couldn’t pick…