Earthlings Elect Leaders, Show Alien-phobia

They think we eat brains, like common zombies!

Edward Anderson
Nov 7 · 2 min read
Photo by Julio Cortez/AP

Normally covering Earth is all tequila and Katy Perry songs. Earthlings will say something silly, and the rest of the galaxy laughs.

But this is no laughing matter. The reptile queen herself, Hillary Clinton, told one of her fellow Earthlings that a third one was having his brain eaten…

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Edward has written hundreds of acclaimed true crime articles and has won numerous awards for his short stories.

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