Ejaculating the Messiah

Cum Fetish is God’s Will

The Spanish Inquisition
The Bad Influence
2 min readMay 8, 2022

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Photo by Jonathan Borba on Unsplash

The Spanish Inquisition (TSI) is a naughty boy. He’s not the messiah, but a very naughty boy and so is Mrs. Spanish Inquisition. Well, she’s a girl and not a boy, girls can never be naughty! You see, in honor of Mother’s Day, TSI wants to let you all know that he and the missus have a sperm ejaculation fetish. Why? Because Catholic Baby Jesus demands it!

There can be no children without the slathering of baby juice inside a woman’s hoo-hah. As we honor Catholic Baby Jesus Daddy’s command to go forth, be fruitful, and multiply, we must bathe as many fertile eggs in baby batter we can!

This is why TSI and Mrs. TSI have five children and we actively work on making more. We use so many deep positions that it's in there when I make a deposit. Then Mrs. TSI puts on her sperm protecting panties and we turn on her womb to 425F and start baking.

She’s truly a sperm vessel of God!

There are times when Mrs. TSI wants to see my population paste on her fertile breasts, the ones that will swell with vigor once her womb has been activated. Other times, she wants to taste TSI’s fun gel on her tongue to ensure that it’s of the highest quality.

Why does Catholic Baby Jesus demand that we have a cum fetish? Because one day we will ejaculate the Messiah and put him inside another Mary’s fertile womb. Both Mr. and Mrs. TSI agree that we must actively slather as much high fructose porn syrup on women that she suggested that I join her at these clubs she likes to go to without Mr. TSI (he’s busy with Catholic Baby Jesus after all).

She told me that she helps so many nice women and their partners cum to Catholic Baby Jesus with their spunk that she’s known as the second cumming jizz Queen! She’s truly a sperm vessel of God!

Wait… What?

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Ahem.

So for this Mother’s Day, Mr. and Mrs. TSI want to wish all the Mothers out there for doing the hard work. For being the ones who get spunky and take care of all of us. You are Queens and keep us cumming back for more Catholic Baby Jesus. Thank you.

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