The Bad Influence
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The Bad Influence

F**k Your Open Letter. I Jerk Stiff Baguettes.

I jerk baguettes

Would this be classed as an open letter?

A jerking baguette fiddler. A handful of crust filled with creamed magic. Make it stiff so one can fully grasp the length and magnitude of my baguette. Five hands mark the horse's length. I jerk my baguette in your general direction you open letter writing motherfucker.

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Reuben Salsa

Reuben Salsa

Taking the fun out of functionality.