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The Bad Influence

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Flesh-Eating STD Ravages UK

And other doom-scrolling news this week

Dave Chappelle was stunned at the news that a flesh-eating STD is ravaging the UK. Image from Youtube.

Trending on Google, the top ten includes the news that a flesh-eating sexually transmitted disease is ravaging the youth of Britain. Giant ulcers form over the genitals of the rampantly horny youngsters and from there, slowly spread over the rest of the body.

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Reuben Salsa

Reuben Salsa

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