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100 WORDS

Glad-Hand the Man Gland

Thrifty Words 100 Challenge #53: ‘Penis’

A thinner Pillsbury Doughboy lovingly hugs an eggplant.
Photo by Peggy_Marco from Pixaby

My blood pressure and attendant meds

Have rendered my penis all but dead.

Diabetes does not help;

My penis will not be rated on Yelp.

No one will do me anyway,

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