Has Anyone Seen Ryan Fan?
Misplaced author MIA
I’ve almost gone a week without a Ryan Fan story. I’m suffering from withdrawal symptoms. What’s happened to Ryan?
As the unofficial President of the Non-Existent Ryan Fan Fan Club, formerly run by Marilyn Flower, I’m concerned. I don’t believe, in the history of Ryan Fandom, that we’ve ever witnessed such a shortage of Fannage. It’s a drought of epic…