Help the Aged?

It’s time to adopt an age restriction

Reuben Salsa
Nov 4 · 3 min read
Photo by Tiago Muraro on Unsplash

All it took was a single moment. There she lay, sprawled on the floor, waving helplessly like an automated seal pup seeking reassurance.

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Reuben Salsa

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Devourer of Fonts. Lover of Puffery. Master of Dastardly Deeds. No value is offered here. Move on before it's too late. Read more on THE BAD INFLUENCE.

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