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Hogan Torah Launches Dick Candles After Beef with Gywneth Paltrow

Hogan Torah onesies have become collector's items

Head First Micro Dick Candles launched next year for Valentines Day. The Aroma of Torah. Supplied fresh.

Hogan Torah has beef with certain celebrities. Lady Gaga for one. At a prestigious award show, Torah was overheard muttering the immortal lines to Gaga, “That dress looked better on a cow and you’re a dollar shop Bjork.”