How To Be An Inspiration By Becoming A Reuben
Being a Reuben isn’t easy. Being an incredible version of Reuben is even harder. One can not become a Reuben if one acted like a Liam M. Don’t be a Liam.
I’ll let you in on a few secrets to my success as a proud heterosexual, man-of-the-people, Linkedin Influencer, and all-around-great Reuben. What’s most important to remember is that your view, as a Reuben, is always right. You can never be wrong or do any wrong. You are a gift from God, for the people. It is always best to judge others and force your point of view without remorse.
Greatness is a mere name-change away.
Your journey begins by deed-poll and then by taking the Reuben Course of Greatness in order to achieve your dreams and unlocking the full potential of the singular, most spectacular name in the known universe. Apart from Jesus, Reuben is unrivaled in hero worship.
Success is easy when you’re a Reuben but it all starts with a stunning morning routine. Because Reuben’s are known for their generosity and humble character, I shall reveal, free of charge, how this Reuben prepares every morning. Take notes as this will be an inspiration for you, especially you, Liam.
3:00 am — Wake up. Stare at the ceiling for one minute as Reuben waits for his morning glory to subside. Contemplate how amazing Reuben is…
